Thursday, June 30, 2011

Ronald becomes McBanished !




Poor Ronald McDonald doesn't look like a picture of health these days. When a report recently surfaced that the 48 year old clown was being retired. Ronald haters everywhere felt vindicated. Last year, the watchdog group Corporate Accountability International called or Ronald's banishment and down-with-the-clown sentiment outside the U.S. is so extreme that one Finnish group beheaded the hapless mascot in effigy (no, this time they weren't Muslims).


Ronald's apparent dismissal seemed less like an attempt to placate progressives or people who fear clowns than a reaction to increasing pressure to stop marketing high-fat, processed food to children. San Francisco was the first to outlaw the Happy Meal with other cities contemplating more of the same. McDonald's issued a clarification that Ronald might still be called on now and then to speak for the brand but presently he has become less important to its overall marketing plan. Ronald will have to fend for himself in the real world now that he's homeless. (see photo)


If you were to gain access to McDonald's marketing department, you might find that it was not his connection to kids that put Ronald on the firing line; it was his disconnection from McDonald's increasingly lucrative base of adult consumers, the ones that have made the chain's McCafe line (a seemingly late entry into the speciality coffee market) wildly successful. McDonald's saw in Starbucks a mighty force that might be absorbed, Borg-like, into McDonald's galaxy, but Ronald is too corny and down-market to serve lattes, wraps and smoothies. While kids are still important, McDonald's has made it clear that it wants the rest of the family too and the adult customer doesn't have a lot of use for clowns or trippy live-action cartoons with purple shake monsters.


The Way I See It....it is a move McDonald's has perfected time and again. It has followed every lead that's come along in the quick service business, from drive throughs to movie tie-ins and has done it all far more successfully than the original innovators.


Now the company is well on its way to beating Starbucks at its own game, with McCafes driving revenue growth in six of the past seven quarters to a record high of $24 billion in sales last year. With that kind of money at stake, there's no room for clowning around. Poor Ronald.

Setting up a nano aquarium



Bridge Building

I was amazed to see this bridge being constructed in China.
I suppose it is one way of getting from one place to another.


How safe does it look??

Many.... I for one, would never venture on this structure. 
And yet how many other risks do we take in life??
And how many do we take with death??

I have a faith in Jesus Christ.
From what I have learnt, he was the only God who came to earth and gave His life.
His Tomb is Empty.
Was he a risk taker?

He gave His life so that we may gain eternal life.
How many people believe this? 
For those who don't....  Where will they spend eternity?
Some believe in reincarnation?
I prefer the belief of a paradise in Heaven,  
than a continual return to sickness and sorrow on earth.

Then I saw “a new heaven and a new earth,” for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea.  
I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband.  
 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. 
They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 
‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes. 
There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.” 
Revelations 21   The Bible

Stairway to Heaven
 



Wednesday, June 29, 2011

IAPLC 2010 Top 27 Aquascapes

Not Buddhists or Hindus or Christians but....



Muslims!! The state of Victoria has vowed to end the gang crisis gripping Melbourne's northern suburbs after another wild street shootout. Armed "Lebo" thugs defied police and traded gunfire from speeding cars. It was the sixth shooting incident since February suspected of being linked to friction between warring Middle Eastern families. How did we import such trouble? What is the origin of this particular them-against-us-culture? I agree that Culture counts, but again and again we seem reluctant to confront the truth that....multiculturalism sucks. Just ask the leaders of European countries that are sick of the non-assimilation and tribalism of these people..

This reality is confirmed by our Department of Education with figures that confirms few Arabic-language students are making their way into high-performance schools. "There is a significant problem of underachievement," says Dr Rosemary Suliman, senior lecturer at the University of Western Sydney. She argues that perceptions count for much. "Arabic-speaking people do not enjoy a very high status in our society and that has a very negative effect on students. It makes them have a very strong ethic identity, a refusal to be part of the whole and an opposition to other groups and that contributes to their lack of achievement."

The blame is implicitly cast not on Arabic culture but the Australian one, the great punching bag of the Leftist idealogue. We intolerant Australians do not give "a very high status" to Arabic-speaking people, so they retreat into a defensive them-against-us ethnic identity. Yet isn't the reverse more likely, that a them-against-us culture and "refusal to be part of the whole", along with low achievement, is what shapes public perceptions? Isn't that the more likely cause-and-effect, particularly when Chinese immigrants, every bit as "foreign" and likely to be denied "high status" in an allegedly xenophobic society, actually manage to achieve so very well? Dr Suliman pushes far too much blame on our "Anglo" culture.

It doesn't seem to strike this academic elitist with sufficient force that there is in fact some good reason for suspicion in the first place, particularly given incidents she herself lists:

This has since been followed by several local and global incidents which have added to the intensity of the situation, eg. September 11, the Invasion of Iraq, Taliban atrocities in the name of Allah, Gang rapes, shootings and Terrorist attacks and not one Muslim cleric calling for an end to jihad and terrorist attacks, etc.

The Way I See It....this attitude is perfectly reasonable, given the terrorism, gang rapes, shootings and hate-preachings of far too many Muslim spokesman that non-Muslims would be worried...and question their right to be in our country? And aren't those incidents expressive of a them-against-us culture that may be the origin of the tension, not a consequence of it? Note, after all, that this is a problem in most every society in which Muslims are the minority, from Nigeria to Holland, Stockholm to Detroit.

And, indeed, what is deplored as a stereotype is in fact accepted as a sad truth by many Lebanese immigrants themselves. A report by Noble, Poynting & Tabar (1999) stated that Lebanese youth have negative images of themselves and perceive that they are troublemakers, stating that although about 45% are good, the rest are mainly on the dole and serial ratbags. Our immigration Department has a lot to answer for.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Ludwigia glandulosa



Guinness Worlds records Worst Mouse Plague



This is a video from a mouse plague in Australia in 1993.
We had another plague in early 2000
And now, they have hit again...

I watched country news on ABC television last night and my heart went out to the poor farmers.
Everything is being eaten and disease spread in what they say is the worst yet.

So when you think life is bad, remember this.
I can't stand to see one mouse, let alone millions.

"There will be great earthquakes,
famines and pestilences in various places,
and fearful events and great signs from heaven."
Luke 21:11

Friday, June 24, 2011

Echinodorus 'Red Special'



To My Special Blogger Friends

Ray is off at golf and I am at home alone...
No, that's not true..
Jesus is with me. 
He lifted me up as I prayed.
As I read the Word.
Then when I came into my Blog and read all my sweet comments.
He reassured me, I am loved.

"I LOVE YOU ALL OUT THERE **"

Blogger friends...You are the greatest!!!
All I have to do is open my puter...and there you all are.
Sharing your hearts, inspiring, encouraging, or making me laugh.
You are all so unique and special.

So on a lighter side.
I took Monty and Mille` out for a drive the other day.
Monty runs around all over when I say we are going Tat-tar...
Mille` runs after him not knowing what's going on???

When I open the back door of the car Monty jumps joyfully in.
Mille` looks on, she is too small and can't make it alone. 
Monty sticks his head out of the open window watching all that passes by.
Mille` has a brave peek... every so often.

I stopped to show them a herd of cows...
They sat and looked, unsure....
I laughed so much at them.
And took this photo to share.


"A Joyful heart is good medicine."
Thank you all for brightening up my days!

.


Science: Bean Sprouts

In May, the boys started growing bean sprouts when we did a garden unit study towards the end of the month.  The boys have been observing their bean sprouts since late May and have been documenting their growth.


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At the end of  each week we take a photo of our bean sprouts and the boys write about them or draw a picture of them in their bean plant diary.  Above, you can see some of the bean

DENALI NATIONAL PARK AND PRESERVE



The towering granite spires and snowy summits of Denali National Park and Preserve straddles 160 miles of the Alaska Range and display so much elevation they are often lost in the clouds. Dominating this skyline is North America's highest peak; Mount McKinley standing tall at 20,320 feet and one of the most amazing sights in Alaska.
But it's not just the mountain that makes Denali National Park a special place. The park is also home to 37 species of mammals, ranging from lynx, marmots and Dall sheep, to foxes and snowshoe hares, while 130 different bird species have been spotted here, including the impressive golden eagle. Most visitors, however, want to see four animals in particular: moose, caribou, wolf and everybody's favorite: the brown, or grizzly, bear. Here at Denali, unlike most wilderness areas in the country, you don't have to be a backpacker to see this wildlife - people who never sleep in a tent have excellent once-in-a-lifetime opportunities to get a close look at these magnificent creatures roaming free in their natural habitat.
Not surprisingly then, visitors come here in droves; the park is a popular place, attracting 432,000 visitors annually. Over the years the National Park Service (NPS) has developed unique visitor-management strategies, including closing its only road to most vehicles. As a result Denali National Park is still the great wilderness it was 20 years ago. The entrance has changed, but the park itself hasn't, and a brown bear meandering on a tundra ridge still provides the same quiet thrill as it did when the park first opened in 1917.
Although generations of Athabascans had wandered through what is now the park, the first permanent settlement was established in 1905, when a gold miners' rush gave birth to the town of Kantishna. A year later, naturalist and noted hunter Charles Sheldon was stunned by the beauty of the land and horrified at the reckless abandon of the miners and big-game hunters. Sheldon returned in 1907 and traveled the area with guide Harry Karstens in an effort to set up boundaries for a proposed national park. Sheldon was successful as the area was established as Mount McKinley National Park in 1917 with Karstens serving as the park's first superintendent. As a result of the 1980 Alaska National Interest Lands Conservation Act, the park was enlarged to more than 6 million acres and renamed Denali National Park and Preserve. Denali now comprises an area slightly larger than the state of Massachusetts and is generally ranked as one of Alaska's top attractions.

DENALI NATIONAL PARK AND PRESERVE



The towering granite spires and snowy summits of Denali National Park and Preserve straddles 160 miles of the Alaska Range and display so much elevation they are often lost in the clouds. Dominating this skyline is North America's highest peak; Mount McKinley standing tall at 20,320 feet and one of the most amazing sights in Alaska.
But it's not just the mountain that makes Denali National Park a special place. The park is also home to 37 species of mammals, ranging from lynx, marmots and Dall sheep, to foxes and snowshoe hares, while 130 different bird species have been spotted here, including the impressive golden eagle. Most visitors, however, want to see four animals in particular: moose, caribou, wolf and everybody's favorite: the brown, or grizzly, bear. Here at Denali, unlike most wilderness areas in the country, you don't have to be a backpacker to see this wildlife - people who never sleep in a tent have excellent once-in-a-lifetime opportunities to get a close look at these magnificent creatures roaming free in their natural habitat.
Not surprisingly then, visitors come here in droves; the park is a popular place, attracting 432,000 visitors annually. Over the years the National Park Service (NPS) has developed unique visitor-management strategies, including closing its only road to most vehicles. As a result Denali National Park is still the great wilderness it was 20 years ago. The entrance has changed, but the park itself hasn't, and a brown bear meandering on a tundra ridge still provides the same quiet thrill as it did when the park first opened in 1917.
Although generations of Athabascans had wandered through what is now the park, the first permanent settlement was established in 1905, when a gold miners' rush gave birth to the town of Kantishna. A year later, naturalist and noted hunter Charles Sheldon was stunned by the beauty of the land and horrified at the reckless abandon of the miners and big-game hunters. Sheldon returned in 1907 and traveled the area with guide Harry Karstens in an effort to set up boundaries for a proposed national park. Sheldon was successful as the area was established as Mount McKinley National Park in 1917 with Karstens serving as the park's first superintendent. As a result of the 1980 Alaska National Interest Lands Conservation Act, the park was enlarged to more than 6 million acres and renamed Denali National Park and Preserve. Denali now comprises an area slightly larger than the state of Massachusetts and is generally ranked as one of Alaska's top attractions.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

A Scapegoat

No one likes to be made a scapegoat.
To be blamed when you have tried to do good, then someone turned it around for bad.

When you go out of your way, a long way out of your way...
Even give professional help, so that they get one to one of your time..
No pay, run into the ground, then you are told, You Enjoyed It!
You want to do it?


It makes you feel so lonely.
You can't talk about it to anyone, because then you will sound like a complainer.
Your heart feels dry from the unshed tears.
All you can do with the hurt, is take it to the lover of your soul...
Jesus,
and cry out to Him.

Psalm 139:23-24 
"Search me, O God, and know my heart; 
Try me, and know my anxieties; 
And see if there is any wicked way in me, 
And lead me in the way everlasting."

I have come to a time when I don't want to reach out and help.
I feel it safer to do nothing.
Instead of offering physical assistance, even if asked,
My reply will be,  "I will pray for you."
Perhaps I tried too hard?
Perhaps I have given what was not wanted?

Prayer, is always the best help in everyway.

For with God, nothing will be impossible.” (Luke 1:37)


But He said, 
The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.” 

To love unconditionally, is to let go and let God.
 
 



Tuesday, June 21, 2011

There Goes the Neighbourhood !



English police have been accused of "covering up" a campaign of abuse, threats and violence aimed at "Islamicising" an area of London. The East London area has been given attention in the media in recent times due to a minority of residents referring to the as an Islamic Republic. The claims come as four Muslims of the Tower Hamlets area were jailed for at least 19 years for attacking a local white teacher who gave religious studies lessons to Muslim girls.

The Sunday Telegraph has uncovered more than a dozen other cases in the Tower Hamlets where both Muslims and non-Muslims have been threatened or beaten for behavior deemed to breach fundamentalist "Islamic norms", i.e. unveiled women and homosexuals.

Teachers in several local schools have told the newspaper that they feel under pressure from Muslim extremist-scum to enforce the compulsory wearing of the veil for Muslim girls. One teacher was forced to quit his job for complaining that Muslim pupils were engaging in racist and anti-Semitic bullying and boasting that they supported terrorism.

The area's gay community has become a particular target of these extremists. Homophobic crimes in the borough have risen by 80% since 2007/8 and by 21% over the past year. Last a mob of 30 young Muslim deadshits stormed a local gay pub, George and the Dragon, beating and abusing patrons. Out on the streets they have also been attacked and harassed by the local Muslims. It's up to Prime Minister David Cameron to apply his own words..."to assimilate or leave!"


NOW IN AUSTRALIA: Yesterday Australians worried about Islam in their country, over the burka, and the growing THEM vs US tribalism of some of the Muslims.

A Muslim woman sentenced to 6 months jail for making a deliberately false statement that a racist policeman tried to forcibly remove her burka to identify her has been freed on appeal. A police car video showed no such thing, but showed the police officer remained courteous while getting harangued by this burka-bitch as he tried to get her to use the breathalyser.

Judge Clive Jeffreys said he was not satisfied it was Carnita Matthews, a 47 year old from Woodbine, NSW, who accused the police of racism because the person who handed in the complaint to police was wearing a burka at the time. Obviously to prove her identity Mrs Matthews would have been required to lift her burka at the police station which is what started the uproar in the first place.

More than a dozen Muslim supporters linked arms and began chanting that stupid "Allah Uh Ahkbar" as they stormed out of Downing Centre Court in Sydney with Mrs Matthews concealed behind them. (See Film Below) Tempers soon rose and these low-life scum began jostling with police after several members of the group began attacking TV cameramen. The burka-bitch's Australian ass-kissing lawyer, Stephen Hopper defended them, saying: "They are obviously happy with the result and are expressing it in a way that is culturally appropriate to them." Can you believe this condescending idiot? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3OxrbDv3PuA

The Way I See It....plenty of people will kindly explain that you just need to become more tolerant, but does that mean we should become deaf and blind to this sort of Muslim crap??

I did not know that taking in immigrants, including refugees, required us to accept "culturally appropriate" ways of expressing pleasure that involved fighting police and attacking cameramen and journalists. If this obligation had been explained up-front years ago, I rather suspect Australians as well as the over-burdened English, would have voted to SLAM SHUT THE DOOR and keep this pond-scum out in the beginning!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Called and Chosen

Jesus went up on a mountainside
(can you imaging the rough steep climb) 
 and called to him those he wanted, 
 (how very special they were)!!
and they came to him." Mark 3:13
 (no hesitation, they hastened)

I wonder if they realised at the time, how very honoured they were?
(I'm sure they didn't)

Jesus Christ, the son of God....The Word of God, God himself..

Choose each of these men,  from many.

YOU...  who are reading this now, are also special.
Because YOU... have been chosen.!

Do you realise?  How very special you are to Him?
It is no coincidence!!   YOU are chosen...
Because He loves you..

HOW AWESOME!

Dusk over the Sea of Galilee, 
where Jesus liked to sail, and to rest from the crowds.

He was choosen to come to earth and fulfil a purpose.

He chose you, and me, to be an important part in that purpose.


 SO ......
"Rejoice in the Lord always. 

I will say it again: Rejoice!
Let your gentleness be evident to all. 
The Lord is near. 
Do not be anxious about anything, 
but in every situation,
by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, 
present your requests to God.  
And the peace of God, 
which transcends all understanding, 
will guard your hearts 
and your minds
in Christ Jesus."             
Praise His name.
 
Philippians 4:4-7






Saturday, June 18, 2011

Warming Gives Us MORE Reefs !



The notion that warming seas were bad for corals always seemed implausible to me, especially since I know that coral reefs have been around for at least 440,000 years and survived through the most hot and cold conditions the earth experienced. Yet our local scaremongers kept pushing the line that global warming would kill Australia's Great Barrier Reef.


This gigantic underwater edifice extends over 2000 kilometres along the coast of Queensland. It is the world's largest coral reef ecosystem consisting of more than 3000 individual reef structures many of which have become islands that support more than 200 species of birds. The amount of fish species is just staggering to comprehend.


Never once consulting Australia's own top FOUR climate scientists, Bob Carter, David Evans, Stewart Franks and William Kininmonth, about their anti-warmist stance, Julia Gillard has her climate-advisor, Will Steffen, warning us that nothing short of securing an effective global agreement to tackle climate change can save the reef. He quotes one of the world's leading reef scientists, Ove Hoegh-Guldberg, saying that Australia will be left with "a great weedy reef" unless the world cuts emissions. Another scientist went even further, Professor Terry Hughes, from a nest of warmists at James Cook University, said nations needed to cut carbon emissions to 90% by 2050 to save the reef. That's right, everybody gets to live in the Middle Ages just to keep the weeds out of the reef. Unrealistic dumb bastards!


Hoegh-Guldberg's past predictions make me doubt his latest. In the 1998, he warned that the reef was under pressure from global warming and much of it had turned white. He later admitted the reef had made a "surprising" recovery. In 1999, he claimed global warming would cause mass bleaching of the reef from 2010 onwards. Last week he admitted...it hadn't. In 2006, he warned high temperatures meant "between 30-40% of coral on the Great Barrier Reef could die within a month." He later admitted this dying had a "minimal impact."


And now the latest research from Japan, from its National Institute for Environmental Studies and published in Geophysical Research Letters. shows that warmer seas indeed help reefs, not hurt them: Rising temperatures caused by climatic warming will cause a poleward range shift and/or expansions in species distribution. We found the first large-scale evidence of poleward range expansion of corals based on 80 years of national records in many areas around Japan, where century-long measurements of in situ sea-surface temperatures have shown significant rises of coral growth. Four major coral species, including two key species for reef formation in tropical areas, showed poleward range expansions, whereas no species demonstrated any range shrinkage or local extinction. The speed of these expansions reached up to 14 km/year, which is far greater than that for other species.


The Way I See It....the corals that make up reefs around the world have endured warm and cold periods with many large rises and lowerings of seas levels over millions of years. Bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef is one more change that occurs when a huge amount of fresh water runs off the land but it's temporary and within 3 weeks the polyps return when the saltwater density equalises. Marine biologists know this but are prepared to support the warmist agenda.


I have personally heard it myself from marine biology students. It's a ongoing joke that if you want a government grant to pay for your field work, you simply write into your grant proposal that you want to see what global warming is doing to...the reef, the fish, the coral polyps, the islands eco-system or the water's PH. BINGO...here comes a nice chunk-of-change! I have checked on a number of James Cook's finest marine scientists and found that $100,000+ a year is not unheard of...year in and year out. And all the while they are corrupting the next generation of marine scientists to defraud the government grants system by pushing the threat of terrible climate change. What a racket!

Brycon hilarii



Hyphessobrycon pyrrhonotus



JULIA...in Ruins !




This week marks a year since Julia Gillard became Prime Minister after getting the elected Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd sacked. Never mind in May last year Gillard insisted Labor would definitely not replace Rudd: "There's more chance of me becoming the full-forward of the Dogs Football Club." Just a month later a shocked Rudd was packing up his office. Australians were shocked too by this betrayal.

It was in that very instant of her greatest triumph that Gillard began to destroy herself and first made promises that have crippled her and has left the Labor Party in ruins. A News Poll today shows the ALP's primary vote has plummeted to a historical low of 27 per cent. The lowest figure for any government in 40 years! Amazingly, six in ten voters said they would prefer Mr Rudd as leader again.


It's Shakespearean, how this feminist hero became the hapless joke we saw on 60 Minutes on Sunday, giggling awkwardly outside her boyfriend's shed as she meekly obeyed his ban on women entering. That cringing scene hinted at the real tragedy behind Gillard's fall. It's not just that she's been the most incompetent and weak prime minister since at least World War ll, but there's not been a single achievement to boast of in a junkyard of failure.

More devastating is that she's flunked the moral test. Gillard has failed, above all, because of her lack of character. Her continually unfulfilled broken promises such as stopping asylum-seeker boats by having an East Timor Centre, having a Citizen's Assembly on Climate Change, and stating emphatically before the election that she would not install a Carbon Dioxide Tax. Nor did Sydneysiders get their rail link or the rest of us never saw the Cash for Clunkers scheme materialise. It was policy on-the-fly to give the impression she and her government were doing something. The ban on live cattle exports showed again the knee-jerk policy making without even consulting the cabinet or the Indonesians. Now we have her presiding over the greatest gamble of public money ($40 billion) in generations with the National Broadband Network.

The Way I See It....she knew from the start of her reign that her hands were dirtied by deceit and double-dealing. Nothing could be more important to her survival and self-respect than to regain the public's trust in her word and conviction. No more trickery, political spin and false promises. The onus was on Gillard to play it straight last year...but can a political animal ever change it's "spots"? Incredibly, the past 12 months have been a shameful record of deceits that defines Julia today and I feel makes her unelectable with or without the radical Greens Party.

Hallelujah Mountains by Oliver Knott

Friday, June 17, 2011

Phone box aquarium



Comfort Aquarium



Count Your Blessings

 Thank God for our food...Photo by Ray... 

This next is not mine, but I wanted to share it with all of you.
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY? I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. 
My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said,
"This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received."

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. 
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me,

"This is the Packaging and Delivery Section.. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them." 
I noticed again how busy it was there. 
There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. 

To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. 
"This is the Acknowledgment Section, my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed." How is it that there is no work going on here? ' I asked. 


"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments"

"How does one acknowledge God's blessings? " I asked..

"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord. "

Me:
Today I thank God for my family and friends.
I thank God for taking time to listen to my partitions.
I thank God that even though I am ill, I can still type this out.
And I thank Him, the lover and acceptor of my soul.


Thursday, June 16, 2011

Currumbin, Australia


A travellers view of Currumb in Queensland Australia: Yesterday I had the pleasure of lunch here at Currumbin Surf Club, as you can see from today's pictures the Surf club itself is built directly on a large geographical feature of the area, Elephant rock.

Why anybody would choose to spoil such an interesting feature let alone for a council to allow it, is beyond me but there it is. I have visited this venue before, Father's Day 2007 and so I have inside information that the lunch will be excellent regardless of the positioning of the club.
The rock, is of course the more interesting, I think rocks are sort of interesting because they are what they are, where they are and shaped the way they, are all of which would seem at random, at it doesn't matter what you or I think, they have plonked themselves down and that's that as far as the rock is concerned. We humans need to put in a great deal of work with hammers or explosives to make a difference in their rock world.

This big rock looks to be igneous in nature and the result of an angry volcanic eruption (can there be any other kind?) and has been vomited from the earth to solidify in the hilly area inland of the seafront, which of course at the time eons ago may well have been somewhere, anywhere about here. The monolithic boulder possibly rolled from its perch above the beachfront where it came to rest on a platform of brother rocks who no doubt welcome it in a civil happy and certainly not with a stoney silence. Rocks, stones, boulders etc speak in a frequency not heard by mere human ears.
Elephant rock and the table it appears to rest on seem very new geologically speaking because there appears little erosion from the wind, salt air and wave action and if we look north we can see another rocky sibling jutting proudly from the beach in an area known as Currumbin Alley which I gather is a name generated from the surfing culture which as you can imagine is very prevalent here.
Within a few miles of this very spot the local district claims ownership of several World Surfing Champions including current hero and world ranked No. 1 Mick Fanning and current Women's champion Stephanie Gilmore who was born around the corner or at least a short distance from here up the Tweed River at Murwillumbah I will be doing an entry on Murwillumbah in the next few days.
Currumbin Alley marks the southern edge of the entrance to Currumbin Creek which is a tidal waterway fed by the Salty Ocean during high tides and mountain fed fresh water during low tide. This leads to brackish water quite close to the outflow adjacent to Currumbin Alley and is apparently an area in which it is possible to encounter the notorious Bull Shark. This estuary dweller seems to prefer brackish tidal depths and is very much adapted to seeking its food in murky water.

As we proceed up the creek the clarity declines as the leaf and earth stained fresher water becomes predominant. The use of fresh water seems a little misleading here but of course I mean non salty water. When it first trickled down from the wonderful Border Ranges far above in the catchment area, the water was as almost as fresh as water can be. As we get to know each other better(reader and scribe) you will find I do not enjoy swimming, lolling, floating, soaking, wading, splashing or generally getting wet in water that is not clear. Like most things there is a reason but that story is for another day.

So lets about face and retreat along the murky parts of Currumbin Creek and be dazzled by one of the loveliest stretches of yellow glowing sand in a nation of lovely yellow glowing beaches. Even the erstwhile British tourist does not feel the need to wear a handkerchief with knots tied in the corners on a balding or even hirsute pate. Why on earth our British cousins allowed Aussies like me (I was born in the UK incidentally) to have this image of English manhood I will never know. Imagine a latin lover boy with the Andalusian accent of the Spanish gigolo emerging from the sea, brown muscles glistening from the crystal clear waters of Currumbin Beach with his daggy trousers rolled above the knees and wearing a four corner tied handkerchief plastered to his head.

Oh Dear! could this be the beginning of an international incident. As if we Aussies are never portrayed in foreign press as anything but fine upstanding incredibly great looking young people. "Where the Bloody hell are ya's". Ms Lara Bingle or her former paramouror cricketer Michael Clarke, are fine examples of what all Australian look like. Well that's the portrayal we wish to believe, not that Stephanie Gilmore or Mick Fanning are hard on the eyes to their respective opposite sexes or of course in some cases, same sexes.

To the north of Currumbin Beach is the commercially named Palm Beach which although it has much of the aforementioned glowing yellow sand and sunshine liberally applied to tanned and less tanned new arrivals alike, there are few Palm trees to be seen other than in the occasional suburban backyard. Nevertheless the atmosphere is generally holiday plus, for the family lucky enough to visit this part of the world. Here there's a little extra bonus for folk like me.... the water is a perfect temperature and generally beautifully refreshing, no Irukanji stingers here, no stone fish, sometimes ablue bottle will appear and best of all....few bull sharks nosing around, the waters too clear.

Currumbin, Australia


A travellers view of Currumb in Queensland Australia: Yesterday I had the pleasure of lunch here at Currumbin Surf Club, as you can see from today's pictures the Surf club itself is built directly on a large geographical feature of the area, Elephant rock.

Why anybody would choose to spoil such an interesting feature let alone for a council to allow it, is beyond me but there it is. I have visited this venue before, Father's Day 2007 and so I have inside information that the lunch will be excellent regardless of the positioning of the club.
The rock, is of course the more interesting, I think rocks are sort of interesting because they are what they are, where they are and shaped the way they, are all of which would seem at random, at it doesn't matter what you or I think, they have plonked themselves down and that's that as far as the rock is concerned. We humans need to put in a great deal of work with hammers or explosives to make a difference in their rock world.

This big rock looks to be igneous in nature and the result of an angry volcanic eruption (can there be any other kind?) and has been vomited from the earth to solidify in the hilly area inland of the seafront, which of course at the time eons ago may well have been somewhere, anywhere about here. The monolithic boulder possibly rolled from its perch above the beachfront where it came to rest on a platform of brother rocks who no doubt welcome it in a civil happy and certainly not with a stoney silence. Rocks, stones, boulders etc speak in a frequency not heard by mere human ears.
Elephant rock and the table it appears to rest on seem very new geologically speaking because there appears little erosion from the wind, salt air and wave action and if we look north we can see another rocky sibling jutting proudly from the beach in an area known as Currumbin Alley which I gather is a name generated from the surfing culture which as you can imagine is very prevalent here.
Within a few miles of this very spot the local district claims ownership of several World Surfing Champions including current hero and world ranked No. 1 Mick Fanning and current Women's champion Stephanie Gilmore who was born around the corner or at least a short distance from here up the Tweed River at Murwillumbah I will be doing an entry on Murwillumbah in the next few days.
Currumbin Alley marks the southern edge of the entrance to Currumbin Creek which is a tidal waterway fed by the Salty Ocean during high tides and mountain fed fresh water during low tide. This leads to brackish water quite close to the outflow adjacent to Currumbin Alley and is apparently an area in which it is possible to encounter the notorious Bull Shark. This estuary dweller seems to prefer brackish tidal depths and is very much adapted to seeking its food in murky water.

As we proceed up the creek the clarity declines as the leaf and earth stained fresher water becomes predominant. The use of fresh water seems a little misleading here but of course I mean non salty water. When it first trickled down from the wonderful Border Ranges far above in the catchment area, the water was as almost as fresh as water can be. As we get to know each other better(reader and scribe) you will find I do not enjoy swimming, lolling, floating, soaking, wading, splashing or generally getting wet in water that is not clear. Like most things there is a reason but that story is for another day.

So lets about face and retreat along the murky parts of Currumbin Creek and be dazzled by one of the loveliest stretches of yellow glowing sand in a nation of lovely yellow glowing beaches. Even the erstwhile British tourist does not feel the need to wear a handkerchief with knots tied in the corners on a balding or even hirsute pate. Why on earth our British cousins allowed Aussies like me (I was born in the UK incidentally) to have this image of English manhood I will never know. Imagine a latin lover boy with the Andalusian accent of the Spanish gigolo emerging from the sea, brown muscles glistening from the crystal clear waters of Currumbin Beach with his daggy trousers rolled above the knees and wearing a four corner tied handkerchief plastered to his head.

Oh Dear! could this be the beginning of an international incident. As if we Aussies are never portrayed in foreign press as anything but fine upstanding incredibly great looking young people. "Where the Bloody hell are ya's". Ms Lara Bingle or her former paramouror cricketer Michael Clarke, are fine examples of what all Australian look like. Well that's the portrayal we wish to believe, not that Stephanie Gilmore or Mick Fanning are hard on the eyes to their respective opposite sexes or of course in some cases, same sexes.

To the north of Currumbin Beach is the commercially named Palm Beach which although it has much of the aforementioned glowing yellow sand and sunshine liberally applied to tanned and less tanned new arrivals alike, there are few Palm trees to be seen other than in the occasional suburban backyard. Nevertheless the atmosphere is generally holiday plus, for the family lucky enough to visit this part of the world. Here there's a little extra bonus for folk like me.... the water is a perfect temperature and generally beautifully refreshing, no Irukanji stingers here, no stone fish, sometimes ablue bottle will appear and best of all....few bull sharks nosing around, the waters too clear.